Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
In case you didn't know (I didn't until I got an email), September 19 is talk like a pirate day.
Ahoy, silly me, I should have known. Aye.
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Just a place to put random thoughts/events that happen from day to day.
About Me
- L-DUB
- I'm happily married to my to High School sweetheart - Tricia. We have 3 awesome boys Caleb (13), Zach (9), and Nathan (5).
5 comments:
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Pirate interrupting.
A: Pirate inter...
Q: Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggh!
A Pirate walks in a bar, and after several drinks, one of the patrons works up the courage to ask, 'How'd you get that hook, and eyepatch?'
The Pirate says 'Arr, well, I got me hand lobbed off by a Spaniard's sword, and the smithy fashioned me this ere hook.'
The patron then asked about his eye. 'Well, one day as I was standin on deck a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.'
'That's disgusting,' said the patron, 'But how did that put out your eye?'
'Well you see,' said the pirate, 'It was me first day with the hook.'
How much does is cost to get a Pirates ears pierced? A buc an ear!
How come the pirate could not go to the movies? IT was rated RRRR!
It is clear to me that you two were meant for each other.
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